I don’t even know ugh. I’m just so nervous
okay so right who’s taking me to the pride parade cause i’m having hell anxiety about it now
My mother, who is a mother of a lesbian (me), in an excellent attempt to communicate with her daughter, who is a lesbian (that me. Lesbian), has asked me the following lesbian themed question, because that is what I am; a lesbian.
"Is there a particular type of cake which is…
THE GO TO ANSWER TO THIS IS RED VELVET CAKE. RED. VELVET. CAKE.
I’M TRYING TO FIGHT STEREOTYPES JAY. ALSO I AM NOT SURE WHETHER YOU QUALIFY TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS SURVEY - PLEASE DO NOT TRY AND SKEW THE DATA IN THIS GROUNDBREAKING EXPERIMENT.
HOW THE FLIPPITY FUCK WOULD I NOT QUALIFY, CATHERINE?!
MUM DID NOT STATE WHETHER BELGIANS WERE ALLOWED TO TAKE PART. I WILL CHECK AND GET BACK TO YOU.
I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.
tumblr crushes are weird like???? i’ve never met you? and i don’t know what you sound or smell like or how tall you are???? and we barely interract????? but like, fuck me?????